Archive for the ‘ Humor ’ Category

Ninja Bread Men!!

I made these ninja bread men.  Being the coolest cookies I’ve ever seen, I had to post them.  Attack of the ninja bread men!!!

You can buy your own set of ninja bread men here

Reddit Secret Santa 2010

It looks like I’m three for three with these reddit gift exchanges.  This year I think was the best year so far.

I came home today from a hard days work to find a bomb waiting for me in the mail!

Fortunately, this bomb is a little softer and a little less explosive.

I also received a RED team parking permit!! This will look great next to my linux jesus shark.
This year I bought my secret santee a thinkgeek wool hat that says “Geek”.   I read my santees post on redditgifts and he seems to be very happy with it.  He’s a long distance runner in New Jersey who apparently needed a new hat anyway.
This has been a great holiday season so far.  Happy Holidays.

Random Futurama Quote From Shell

Random Futurama Quotes to fill the day. I just found this awesome site: http://commandlinefu.com. There are a lot of great ideas on this site, I recommend you take a few minutes and check it out. Major props to icco of commandlinefu.com:

Just issue the following command:

curl -Is slashdot.org | egrep '^X-(F|B|L)' | cut -d \- -f 2

Here’s the sample output:

[burnsforce.com ~]# curl -Is slashdot.org | egrep '^X-(F|B|L)' | cut -d \- -f 2
Fry: Robots don't go to heaven.

I’d like to integrate this into the /etc/motd file, so everytime I connect to my server via SSH I get a new quote. I have a few ideas but haven’t gotten around to implementing them yet. If you have any suggestions, I’d love to hear them!